Steak and Blowjob Day takes place every year on 14th March, which not coincidentally is exactly one month after Valentine's Day.
The idea is that guys who thought long and hard about their romantic Valentine's gift, should be rewarded for their effort with two things that all red-blooded men are supposed to desire:
Finely cooked meat and oral sex.
Historians haven't got a clue about where this kinky festival originated, but one thing's clear: men and women around the world are playing along and turning mid-March into another chance to get it on.
You're probably wondering why your partner didn't tell you all about this amazing event. Well, don't be surprised. Steak and Blowjob Day isn't exactly a national holiday, yet. So what happens when a couple does celebrate Valentine's Day's one month anniversary?
Well, for starters it's customary to make it a big deal. And it's also normal to make a charity donation as part of the event, which kind of takes any creepy edge of guy's requesting a reward for what they did a month ago.
Traditionally, the food comes first: it could be a home-cooked medium-rare sirloin, or a gourmet steak dinner at a local brasserie.
After that, well, you can imagine the rest... Oral sex, then whatever comes to mind.
If you want to make March 14th a red letter (well, a red meat) day, you can't just wake up a month after Valentine's Day and demand oral relief.
Well, you could, but where would that get you?
Instead, when you give your partner their amazing Valentine's gift, add a note to the card. "See you on S&B Day, March 14th" would do fine - she can find out what S&B means, and decide for herself whether she's up for a celebration.
It's not for everyone, that's for sure. Some people aren't sure about demanding a reward for being romantic.
For them, it takes the shine off their gesture in February to make it conditional on oral sex further down the line. But for some couples, Steak and Blowjob Day is a great chance for more kinky and culinary fun.
It's up to you!